"I'll do more than wishing someday."

[link] <--stolen from.

[EDIT: OHGODS! I DID ALL OF THEM I COULD FIND. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?]

Figured I'd add to the journal spam, yo. EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING IT! I JUST WANTED TO LOOK COOL!

Directions:
Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.

Opening credits:
Pretty When You Cry - VAST
(Oh, am I playing a villain? I do hope so.)

Waking up:
The Weeping Song - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
(Waking up is srs bizniz?)

Average day:
Attack - 30 Seconds to Mars
(I'm an angry young man, aren't I?)

First date:
Gold Lion - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
(Uh?..)

Falling in love:
Backslider - Toadies
(Waitin' for... Just one word. Falling unhappily in love?)

Love scene:
Perfect Crime No. 2 - The Decemberists
(Fucking with guns and undercover agents? I can handle that.)

Fight scene:
Weak and Powerless - A Perfect Circle
(I think some important character must die horribly, tainting the whole fight seen with ... I'm over thinking this, no?)

Breaking up:
Army of Me - Bjork
(... That fits. *shrugs*)

Getting back together:
Birthday - The Beatles
(*snarf*)

Secret love:
Cruel - Tori Amos
(I really need to get rid of my ex's music off my hard drive, huh?)

Life's okay:
Juice Box - The Strokes
(I'm ashamed, yes, but I pirated this song.)

Mental breakdown:
Lullaby - A Perfect Circle
(That's creepy.)

Driving:
Hooker with a Penis - Tool
(It's got a good beet for that.)

Learning a lesson:
The Sanity Assassin - Bauhaus
(I... I guess that works.)

Deep thought:
James Connolly - Black 47
(I didn't come here to diiiiieeee! Not horribly deep, but sure.)

Flashback:
Christian Says - Tones on Tail
(Apparently I have issues with a boy named Christian?)

Partying:
The Only difference between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage (Tommie Sunshine Brooklyn Fire Remix) - P!atD
(... sure, why not? It's a remix and everything.)

Happy dance:
Torture Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers
(It's bouncy?)

Regretting:
Mama - My Chemical Romance
("Right now they're making a coffin your size.")

Long night alone:
The Killing Jar - Siouxsi and the Banshees
(My player likes my goth music today.)

Death scene:
Happy Face - Toadies
(That's a big middle finger FU to whoever offs me, ain't it? =3 )

Closing credits:
Prove Yourself - Radiohead
(I'm better off dead, it would seem.)


* * * * *

DA RULEZ:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, whatever on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Write down whatever snarky returns come to your mind afterward.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Still Alive [Typical response, oddly enough.]
2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Tear You Apart [And I will, too.]
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Bittersweet Faith [Believe in me while I'm hating you.]
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Y Control [Why control anything, really?]
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Transmission [I will spread the word.]
6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Readymade [I ... sure, why not?]
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You just don't know it yet. [I'm a moron, it seem.]
8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Al the Killer [... Shit, secret is out.]
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Kiss Off. [Roar, angry.]
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Quitter [Maths is hard.]
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Liar Liar (Burn in Hell) [Lolercoster]
12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Cornflake Girl [She never was one.]
13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
An Honest Mistake [That sums thinks up nicely, no?]
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Good [Don't we all?]
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hey Now Now [*snort*]
16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Triad [Good thing I'm never doing that again.]
17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Snake and the Moon [... Everyone will be doing peyote.]
18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Liquid Diamonds [I keep thinking of pearl necklace...]
19. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET VICE
Temptation [Duh?]

* * * * *
Put your player of choice on shuffle.
Record the song name and the artist to answer the questions, and make a comment. Only the first song, so no cheating, don't skip things no matter if you like it or not.

The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Song: Loose Lips
Comment: Sink... ships?..

Your favorite thing to say if I was to ever be drunk would be:
Song: Blessing in Disguise
Comment: I like you better drunk, it seems.

Your message to the world:
Song: Pulse
Comment: You have one, or you get no say, bitches.

Your deepest secret:
Song: Can I Change Your Mind?
Comment: I'm bent on making you think of me.

Your innermost desire:
Song: Everything Will be Alright
Comment: I'd... love that.

Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Song: The Bringer
Comment: Pretty sure that wasn't there, but who knows. I was on a shit load of meds.

On your deathbed, you'll whisper:
Song: Half Century
Comment: I won't make it that long. =3

Your friends say behind your back:
Song: The Upstairs Room
Comment: Hey, shitheads, I live on a ranch. No upstairs.

When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Song: Cheap Vodka
Comment: That'd make the day go better, wouldn't it? *shiny grin!*

If you found yourself lost on a desert island, you'd yell:
Song: Lady of the Flowers
Comment: 'scuse me. I apologize.

Right now, your feelings are:
Song: Cemetery Drive
Comment: It just occurred to me. I have no idea if we put my mom in the cemetery yet or if she's still in the little ash box in my parent's room.

What's your excuse for reposting this:
Song: Narc
Comment: I'll get ratted out otherwise.

The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Song: Goth Girls Turn Me On.
Comment: *snerk.giggle*

You scream during sex:
Song: Caribou!
Comment: I like to freak the one I'm fucking out. =<

What do people assume when they first look at you?
Song: Away
Comment: That's where they want me to gooooo.

What will be a big challenge in life for you?
Song: Just one Kiss.
Comment: They're like potato chips. You can't have just one!

Are you a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Song: Somewhere Else to Be
Comment: Yeah, I've got one of those, which is right here, staring at the computer, not paying any attention to you. Thus I don't date.

Do you have a secret admirer?
Song: I Like The Way You Smile
Comment: ... Shady thing, ain't you, admirer of secrets.

Will you ever become manically depressed in your life?
Song: Another Journey by Train
Comment: ... I'll drive, thanks.

How will you die?
Song: Take Me Out
Comment: I'm just a cross hair? I'm just a shot, then you can die?..

Is someone trying to kill you?
Song: Dead Man Walking
Comment: Cuz when I find him?.. Imma cap his ass.

What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Nightmares
Comment: Yum.

Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Song: All Mine
Comment: You'll never have me.

* * * *

Same shit, different tune...

1. So you walk into your old high school and the first thing you think is:
The Patient
[I'd have to be mental to go back, I suppose.]

2. Your significant other is:
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
[Writer of porn, it seems.]

3. Your life at the moment is:
Terrible Lie
[ XD ]

4. YOU at the moment are:
To Blame
[Huh. This one is working out eerily well.]

5. You feel like this a lot:
Cubicles
[... I live in the space in front of my computer. Does that count?]

6. This is how you can impress people the most (i.e. your greatest talent):
Country Death Song
[I can't do that twang thing, though.]

7. In the middle of a Sunday, you are usually:
The Ghost of You
[Creepy.]

8. Your appearance has this effect on people:
I'm Dying
[Uh, I am? We all are? Do I strike people down with merely a glance?]

9. You are obsessed with:
Dad
[Eeeeeeew! I'm Oedipus!]

10. Before you go to sleep, you think:
Broken Face
[Maybe that's where all the nightmares come from.]

11. This song is a total reflection of your sex life:
Mirror People
[... YES I JACK OFF WHILE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. I AM THAT HAWT.]

12. Your parents are:
A Chain of Flowers.
[Awwwww. T_T ]

13: Your family life is:
Crescendolls
[ >.> Sure.]

14. Your relationship with God is:
Stadium Arcadium
[*blink*]

15. God's relationship with YOU is:
I Want Candy
[*snorts* Baby, come get it. *sexy dance*]

16. You think that people in general are:
Summersong
[A passing, beautiful thing.]

17. You feel this way about yourself:
Boys Don't Cry
[We totally don't. *huff*]

18. Think of a good friend. They are:
The End
[Is everyone trying to kill me?]

19. You want to have a party. The theme is:
Descent
[We all fall some time.]

20. Your friends in general are:
Spark
[A light in the dark, however dim, a glimmer in the distance.]

21. Your teachers are/were:
Good Enough
[Yeah.]

22. If you saw Pamela Anderson, you would:
Apocalypse Please
[I'm declaring an emergency! END THE WORLD TO KILL HER.]

23. So you walk onto the red carpet. Everyone else thinks:
Aftermath
[Oh, dear.]

24. So you are getting married. The theme song to your wedding is:
Vamos
[Run.]

25. So you are getting divorced. The reason is:
Summer's Gone
[And so are you, slut.]

26. You see love as:
Song of the Dispossessed
[Seeking approval and acceptance in another? Yeah.]

27. You see hatred as:
Skylines and Turnstiles
[Seeing as how this song is about 9/11, works.]

28. Whenever you are depressed, you:
Field Below
[That's not a verb.]

29. You want to ____ right now:
Ripe (With Decay)
[Uh, still not a verb.]

30. So you see a gorgeous person right across the room. You think:
The Light & The Glass
[I'm DAMNED poetic, thankyouverymuch.]

31. So you need a hug. The reason is:
My Sweet Prince
[Drugs are a good reason.]

32. When you are especially angry, you:
Maria's Wedding
[Funky Kaile, anyone?]

33. Your ex thinks that you are:
C'mon Girl
[I'm a what?]

34. You think that your ex is:
Play
[Yeah, mostly they're all games.]

35. Your beauty is like:
Sunlight Reprise
[Wow, thanks?]

36. You dance like:
Mr. Brightside
[I dance like a whiny fag who hides everything he feels? Oh. Shit. Yeah.]

37. When you wake up in the morning next to the person of your dreams, you look deep into their big, beautiful eyes and say:
The Reaping
[Then I stab deep into the heart.]

38. Think of an authority figure in your life (e.g. your boss, your Mom, etc.). They are:
A Japanese Dream
[Buh?]

39. You die. ______ should be playing in the background:
Hair of the Dog
[I have drank myself to death. Again.]

40. You meet with God. He reprimands you for all your evil deeds. In your defense, you exclaim with confidence:
Brick Shithouse
[That's what you built, man! I just lived in it.]

* * * * *

Will I get far in life?
One Day They'll Follow You [Into their own doom.]

How do my friends see me?
Endlessly [I do make quite the impression, it seems.]

Where will I get married?
Young Americans [... More than One? Noooooo. I don't wanna do it again! D:]

What is my best friend’s theme song?
The Final Cut [Do I have a best friend anymore?]

What is the story of my life?
Introduction [You don't get to read the rest for free, bitches. :<]

What was high school like?
Superheroes [I wanted to be one.]

How can I get ahead in life?
Spellbound [Uh, I don't do witchcraft, mang. I guess I'll just rot here and die.]

What is the best thing about me?
Just Like Heaven [Where is this massive ego coming from?]

How is today going to be?
Nierika [I dunno what that means.]

What is in store for this weekend?
How Beautiful You Are [Wait, am I gunna get laid? Sweeeeet.]

What song describes my parents?
The Sharpest Lives [Pointy.]

My grandparents?
Kill You [They dead.]

How is my life going?
Obsession [*retarded blank stare*]

What song will they play at my funeral?
Love Me Two Times [Ummm.]

How does the world see me?
Eddie Vedder [I don't want that!]

Will I have a happy life?
House of Wolves [My life will eat me alive?]

What do my friends really think of me?
You [I am only myself sort of thing, I suppose.]

Do people secretly lust after me?
Gabriel [Does he have money?]

How can I make myself happy?
Chi [Yoga? Nofanks.]

What should I do with my life?
Gone Daddy Gone [Where would I go? He'd be all alone.]

Will I ever have children?
Young Man [Uh, seeing as how this is a YMCA remix? Nope.]

What is some good advice?
Veridis Quo [Uh, truth... that? I think? My Latin sucks.]

What is my signature dancing song?
Dr. Seuss is DEAD. [Not exactly dancy.]

What do I think my current theme song is?
Aenema [Some say the end is near.]

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Blue Jean [Where have I been?]

What type of men/women do you like?
Personal Jesus [I need a phone sex worker.]

What did you think of this meme?
Lights in the Sky [Sure to fade.]

* * * * *

Yeah, I'll... add my friends and shit back when I'm less lazy.

"No, no-no more son of a bitch, no, no, no more talking.
No, no-no more son of a bitch, no more HAPPY FACE."