"Okay, those things are hard to miss."

Okay, I've not been drawing anything because I've been doing that insanity called NaNoWriMo. Mine has zombies and guns and gay boys.

Read it here, unedited, in all its rough draft glory: [link]

My NaNo profile thing: [link]


"You said I needn't be afraid
of all those devils on the wall."

Update- Sold some stuff. New photos soon of new jewelry.

Commission Status is OPEN.

To anyone who commissions me, I AM REALLY SLOW. Don't expect fast turn around. It just generally doesn't happen.

Ordering: Note me here or email me at Laiat.Lurien (at) gmail.com. Commission prices subject to materials used, complication of subject, time invested, etc. Gold and silver findings available upon request. All prices USDA. I accept money orders and PayPal. Shipping for jewelry is extra, and usually averages around $2.50 in the continental US.

-JEWELRY-

-Currently for Sale-
[link] Lava Dragon Necklace - $26
[link] Teeth Necklace $30
[link] Green Dragonfly Bracelet - $12 (on hold)
[link] Orange Dragonfly Bracelet - $12 (sold)
[link] Clearly Bracelet - $8
[link] Crystal Curtsy Bracelet - $10

-Commissions-
(Examples are here: [link])
Ribbon Bracelets - Starting at $20
Memory Wire Bracelets - Starting at $10
Beaded/Charm Bracelet - Starting at $8
Earrings - Starting at $6
Ribbon Choker - Starting at $40
Beaded/Chain Necklace or Choker- Starting at $14
Sets (Necklace & Earrings) - Starting at $16


-Art-
B&W Sketch - $5 for bust, $10 for full body (Examples: [link] [link] )
B&W Lined - $10 for bust, $15 for full body (Examples:[link] [link] )
Colour Sketch - $15 for bust, $20 for full body (Examples: [link] [link] [link] )
Colour Lined - $20 for bust, $25 for full body (Examples: [link] [link] )

Currently working on:
Necklace/earring set for Paisley.

Don't like my stuff? Check out these guys.
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"I wish I could be Nothing at All."

To make this at least a vaguely useful, here's some links for crap I signed up for. Don't ask me.
DA Portfolio: [link]
Twitter: [link]

Tagged by TheFireIsMineXx

Here are the rules:

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs!



Here are my 8 things:

1. I hate memes.
2. I am cranky.
3. I feel like I can't draw lately.
4. I can kick your ass with my cane.
5. I like driving on the freeway at night when no one else is out.
6. I really have to pee right now.
7. I bet you really wanted to know number 6.
8. GET OFF MY LAWN!

I tag... No one. Fuck off now.


"Time goes by so slowly."

"But I'm way too smart for you."

Okay, so in order to catch up, I deleted all the journals and art out of my inbox. There were, uh, 150+? That being said, I suck at commenting. I'm going to try to be better about it, but, oum, no promiso.

Thanks for linking me this song, Cait. It cracks me up.

Uggggg, ihu, Alex.

1. What does your deviantArt name mean and why did you join this site?
I was bullied! Uh, my name is obviously a David Bowie song, and the name of one of my OCs. I <3 glam.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
Fandoms bore me. I'd rather, ya know, write and draw my own shit.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
"The-jean-genie watches 54 people, while 47 people watch the-Jean-Genie."

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA
And my whole friends list. SO THERE.

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
I look at everything, rarely comment (I'm trying to be better about that!), and rando-fav stuff.

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
I was in one, once.

7. What is your most popular deviation?
[link] RED+WHITE (This chick I think I know)

8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?
Dexter, Law and Order: CI, In Plain Sight, Burn Notice, Closer ... Cop, spy, and murder shows, okay?
Also, Venture Brothers.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Proportions, backgrounds, people interacting, expressions, blahblahblah...

10. Summer or winter?
I used to love winter. Now, not so much. It wears off when you have to continually dig your car out of 4' of snow.

11. Rain or Sun?
It depends on what I want to do that day.

12. What's your favorite type of music?
Rock? Glam? Guitar melodic, vocal driven, melancholy, well lyriced music.

13. PC or Mac?
I don't have enough money for a Mac.

14. Anime or Manga?
Neither.

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, with rum in it.

16. Read or TV?
Read.

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
idkmybffjill?

18. Name a hidden talent
I'm awesome at picking my nose.

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
Traditional.

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Toxic Hell.

21. What are top 3 favorite books?
Jitterbug Perfume - Tom Robbins
A Clockwork Orange -
The Picture of Dorian Grey - Oscar Wilde

22. Wii or Playstation?
uhhh, NDS? XD

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands
Placebo, Bowie, T. Rex.

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Fast.

25. Do you like Denny's?
I like... Denny. <3's.

26. What is your favorite emoticon?
>.<

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
Triple Berry.

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
Yes. It sucks.

29. Do you go on YouTube alot?
Yep.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
Yesh.

31. Do you cosplay?
Haha, no. I like costumes, but I don't do much anime.

32. Fruits or sweets?
CHOCOLATE!

33. Name 3 artists you admire.
Fuck off. I haven't taken art history in 12 years.

34. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
Buttery salted heaven!

35. Have you skipped school?
No, isn't that sad?

36. Have you been on a plane?
Yes.

37. Have you swam in an ocean?
No. !!!

38. Have you been ice skating?
Nope.

39. Favorite vacation spot:
San Diego.

40. Ever been on TV?
Yes. -.-

41. Favorite salad dressing?
Ranch. Yes, I am that white.

42. What do you do to relax?
Paint or kill people.

43. What is the last film you saw in the theaters?
... uh... *thinks* OH! Star Trek!

44. Favorite Sandwich.
One full of food.

45. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
All over the damned thing.

46. Favorite time of the day?
4 am. The world is dead save me.

47. What did you want to be when you were little?
A vet.

48. What do you want to be now?
Breathing.

49. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
Brian Molko.

50. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Cadence. T_T Scary little fucker.

51. When is your birthday?
December 28th.

52. Favorite type of cream?
The ice sort?

53. Last book you read?
In the middle of Lolita.

54. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
I don't buy a lot of things.

55. Do you buy / sell / both on ebay?
Used to.

56. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"How have you been since your mom... uh, How are ya?"

57. Favorite all time tv show?
Maybe... L&O?

58. What was your favorite show as a kid?
TMNT.

59. What are you listening to right now?
The TV behind me.

60. What is the last thing you ate?
A breakfast bar thing with blackberry filling.

61. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
The broken one at the bottom that no one liked anyway.

62. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
What opposite sex?

63. Favorite sport to play?
Chess. HA!

64. Favorite Day of the Year?
I don't... have one.

65. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs. Less germs that way.

66. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate.

67. Favorite Board Game?
Chess?..

68. Favorite smells
cinnamon.

69.
yesplz.

70. Do you have any piercings?
Yep. Ears and lip.

71. How many siblings do you have?
None. I killed them before they could escape into the world.

72. Bacon Bits or croutons?
Croutons. Allergic to bacon.

73. Favorite Day of the Week?
Thursday. No reason.

74. Favorite phrase
"I love you more than life itself."

75. Favorite Restaurant?
I don't eat out much. Cookers, but it's gone.

76. Favorite animal?
Wolves.

77. Favorite thing to do outside
Drink heavily.

78. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
Play video games.

79. Favorite Disney character
ROBIN HOOD! The fox!

80. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favorite brand?
Yeah, uh, crappy dinner coffee.

81. Tag six people
No. Lick my dick.


"Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
I'm not surprised you agree."

"I've got potential."

I'm leaving at 3am-ish, and will be gone for a bit less than a month. Try not to miss me. [insert eye-roll]

"Rushing, rushing AROUND!"